George Michael: Teamocil is no longer available. Please try either Groupug, Bondat or consult your own Wellness Guide.

All: Teamocil.

Clack.

Tobias: You’re out of the band.

Tobias: This next number is the only ballad that The Solution ever attempted. And I must say I feel a bit like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul, but, uh, I suppose it’s worth a shot. (Singing.) / There’s no “I” in Teamocil / / At least not where you’d think /

Autoharp strums.

Tobias: / So together let’s make a choice /

Wife of G.O.B.: / And for once we’ll be in sync /

Tobias: / Teamocil /

Wife of G.O.B.: / I never thought I knew you well /

Tobias: / Teamocil /

Wife of G.O.B.: / But now I think we really gel /

All: / Teamocil. /