Brian: Hope you don’t mind me saying, but these things can go on indefinitely. My mother’s been in that bed for two years.

Lucille: (Gasps.) Oh, how awful. We don’t have a private room.

Brian: They won’t let me take out her feeding tube. And I’m lucky. I have the resources to pay for these medical bills.

Lindsay: You have resources?

Brian: What good is my money if I can’t bring her back?

Lindsay: But you can’t, and money should be spent on dating. Is that what you were going to say?