Brian: Hope you don’t mind me saying, but these things can go on indefinitely. My mother’s been in that bed for two years.
Lucille: (Gasps.) Oh, how awful. We don’t have a private room.
Brian: They won’t let me take out her feeding tube. And I’m lucky. I have the resources to pay for these medical bills.
Lindsay: You have resources?
Brian: What good is my money if I can’t bring her back?
Lindsay: But you can’t, and money should be spent on dating. Is that what you were going to say?