Tobias: And you tell me you’ve got some P.E. teacher directing? That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir. Give me a chance to tell the Bard’s tale, and I give you my word on humble knee, whence you shall not say it wasn’t e’er to be.

Administrator: Jerry, you cool with this?

Coach Jerry: Sure, let the little fruit do it.

Tobias: Huzzah!