Doctor Carr: You’ve heard of bodies rejecting transplants? Well, in this case, your transplanted hair is rejecting your body. Either you remove your hair graft, or the host— you— will get sicker and eventually die.

Lindsay: Can you think of any benefits?

Doctor Carr: Benefits? No. He’ll die.

Lindsay: Oh, yeah, no, I get that. But have there ever been any fund-raisers?