Dr. Stein: Well, the operation went pretty smoothly. But once I got in there, the appendix wasn’t so inflamed. D’oh!

Dr. Stein: Your leg’s going to be fine, Michael. And I wouldn’t worry about getting hit by any more cars. I’ve shorted your calf muscles to theoretically increase your jumping ability. But if it works, I could be the best in the world.

Michael: I want the other doctor back.