Narrator: ...and Lindsay arrived at what she thought was a date.

James: Hey. You found it. So, should we start in the kitchen?

Lindsay: I thought, the bedroom.

James: Sure, I’ll meet you up there. I’ve got to make this place smell like cookies. And you should know I am anticipating multiples on this.

Lindsay: Well, I wouldn’t be doing this if I didn’t think that was a possibility.

James: Well, tell him I like what I see.

seconds later (family meeting)

Tobias: And we probably won’t even act on it. We’re not going to get a divorce. If anything, it’ll bring mommy and daddy closer...

Lindsay: I met someone. I got a date. I’m dating someone.