The anchorman of FOX 6 News.
John Beard is the anchorman of Los Angeles’ FOX 11 News.
Reporter: Where’s Earl Milford?
G.O.B.: I-I don’t know. I put him in a box. I didn’t kill him, all right? And don’t edit this for your broadcast so it looks like I’m screaming, “I killed Earl Milford!”
John Beard: Startling confession tonight at 11:00.
John Beard: Do you know the Muffin Man? There’s a reward in it if you do. Then— would you like some foam in your coffee? It’s called a cuppakeno and wait till you see what it costs.