Tobias: All right, I’ll listen to this later. And don’t tell me where you’ve been. It’ll just make me worry more. But guess what? There’s a new daddy in town.

Music: / A new daddy in town... /

Tobias: A discipline daddy.

Music: / A discipline daddy / Gonna spank your behind, uh-huh... /

Tobias: Oh, it’s a... it’s a parenting tape.

Lindsay: Michael, do you remember when you thought there was a mysterious “Mr. F” out to get you?

Music: / Mr. F... /

Michael: Yeah, but that was retar... misguided.