Michael: I’ll say. She said she doesn’t know who the father is.

Officer Taylor: In a funny way, neither do we. We just gave her a mixed cocktail— two parts Taylor...

Officer Carter: ... two parts Carter ...

Officer Taylor: ...and let her do her thing.

Officer Carter: We decided we’d never want to know which of us is the real father.

Michael: Well, why should you? I just hope you find out which one of you can breast feed. (Chuckles.)

Michael: I-I did, I threatened her at a restaurant, but, you know. It’s a restaurant. So... Certainly she’s been seen since then.

Officer Taylor: Not alive. Or dead or whatever.