Stan Sitwell: The only thing I ask is, out of the 450 homes we build, one be given to a disadvantaged family from the inner city.
G.O.B.: That’s great. So the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we’re saying? I mean, come on! Where’s your decenc...?
Michael: Sorry that my son couldn’t be here.
Stan Sitwell: Let me guess. Girlfriend. You know, it could be worse. He could want to marry your mother. (Laughs.) Oh, I’m sorry. Is your family not laughing at that yet?
#1 The O.P. wrote on January 24, 2005:
This thread was automatically created to discuss Stan Sitwell.
#2 Nazghalia wrote on January 24, 2005:
Gotta say, a guy that wears fake eyebrows is an inspired character. Ed Begley Jr. does a great job!
#3 Gimpace wrote on October 11, 2005:
Out of all the season 1 and 2 character I have to say I want Sitwell back the most, followed closely by Anyoung and Carl Weathers.
Stan Sitwell was so funny. I love how he reads the menu to Lucille II.
Bring back Sitwell!!!
#4 k7lim wrote on October 11, 2005:
I miss Stan as well. Does anyone remember Ed Begley’s guest appearance on Simpsons? The car powered by his sense of self-satisfaction?
Also, as I was reading my favorite webcomic, I was reminded of Sitwell!
#5 Frightened Inmate #2 wrote on October 14, 2005:
Considering Ed Begley, Jr.’s well publicized use of alternatively-powered vehicles, it’s kind of funny that as Stan Sitwell, he test drives a high performance sports car that’s gotta be lousy on fuel efficiency. I wonder if that was the most inside of inside jokes going there.
#6 police!open_up! wrote on October 17, 2005:
I think it’s great how clean and modern Sitwell’s offices are (as we see them in Switch-Hitter), compared to the chaos at the Bluth company.
But you’ve really got to doubt his business sense: after all, he turned down [spoiler]bleep[/spoiler] mountain—COME ON!
#7 Paul Bluth wrote on December 08, 2005:
haha stan sitwell is hallarious, I love when he is on the getaway with Lucille 2 and his wig gets soaked in the pool, not to mention GOB wearing his evebrows!
#8 LickMyLovePump wrote on December 08, 2005:
I know this thread is for discussing the Sitwell character, but I think Ed Begley Jr. is far funnier in ’A Mighty Wind’ as Lars Olfsen, the newly converted Jew who is trying too hard.......Some of his lines are amazing
Lars Olfsen: "The naches that I’m feeling right now... ’cause your dad was like mishpoche to me. When I heard I got these ticket to the Folksmen, I let out a geshreeyeh, and I’m running with my friend... running around like a vilde chaye, right into the theater, in the front row! So we’ve got the schpilkes, ’cause we’re sittin’ right there... and it’s a mizvah, what your dad did, and I want to try to give that back to you. Okeinhoreh, I say, and God bless him.
That has to be one of my favourite Movie quotes.....Now, Back to discussing Stan Sitwell.......