Michael: Hi, I just, uh... Wow. What are you guys doing?

Warden Gentiles: It’s perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries. I’ll give you two a moment.

Michael: Thank you.

Warden Gentiles: (Mumbling.) I don’t know why I always assume everyone’s read my screenplay.

Warden Gentiles: I can’t say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia. One hour.