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Fight Erupts At Local Hotspot
One woman and one man are reported injured at local hotspot Rud as the Bluth family is once again involved in a brawl.
NEWPORT BEACH (Episode 11)— A local hotspot became even hotter late Sunday evening as tempers flared, and once again, it was the Bluth family at the center of things. A former publicist for the family, Jessica Bowers, was viciously attacked by 48-year-old Lucille Bluth and her daughter-in-law Lindsay Fünke.
Bluth and Fünke were reportedly upset over a recent slanderous article that appeared in yesterday’s Orange County Tribune, an occasional rival of The O.P. The article portrayed the family in a negative light, calling Fünke “a combative, entitled princess.” When Fünke read the article while dining at local hotspot Rud, she reportedly attacked Bowers, the source of the article, who happened to be at the restaurant on a date with Lindsay’s brother, Michael Bluth.
During the subsequent mêlée, amid screams of “Bluth fight,” diners sought protection behind any solid object. The less fortunate ducked behind garbage cars. As the dishes flew, one man was not so lucky— action star Carl Weathers, who was injured in the fracas, is facing as much as $50,000 worth of medical bills.
