- Pilot
- John Beard and Trisha Thoon report. Taglines: “Arrested Developer!” “Swish-bucklers!”
- Top Banana
- John Beard reports on the frozen banana stand burning down.
- Key Decisions
- Trisha Thoon reports on high-cost, low-quality mini-mansions.
- Public Relations
- Trisha Thoon reports on the Bluth fight at Rud.
- Missing Kitty
- John Beard reports on spring break. Tagline: “Spring’s Sprung.”
- John Beard reports on a fracas at a local restaurant. Tagline: “ ‘I’ Witness.”
- Let ’Em Eat Cake
- Trisha Thoon reports on a treasonous developer in Iraq.
- The One Where Michael Leaves
- John Beard reports.
- The One Where They Build A House
- John Beard reports on “Mouth to Vermouth.”
- Burning Love
- John Beard reports on the charity auction. Tagline: “Antiques Sold at Auction.” CONTEXT
- For British Eyes Only
- John Beard reports on an unlicensed Mary Poppuns. Tagline: “Bloody Mary.”







