Pilot

A group of homosexuals protested the local yacht club.

Lindsay thinks Tobias is gay.

Bringing Up Buster

Tobias thinks George Michael is gay; Coach Jerry calls Tobias the “little fruit.”

In God We Trust

Barry Zuckerkorn lost a lawsuit over his discrimination.

Storming the Castle

Tobias dresses up as a leather daddy and visits Gothic Asshole

Public Relations

Jessie says there are few “intelligent, attractive, and straight men” in town; and Tobias says that leaves him out.

Justice Is Blind

Tobias says he always “ended up on all fours.”

Missing Kitty

Tobias is anointed “Dorothy” by Little Justice after “killing” White Power Bill.

Tobias tells George, Sr. he wants to talk “man on man.”

Tobias sings “Somewhere over the rainbow / There’s another rainbow.”

Best Man for the GOB

Tobias calls himself “Mary.”

Not Without My Daughter

Tobias implies that he’s not interested in the girls on the Girls with Low Self-Esteem video.

Let ’Em Eat Cake

Tobias’s book, The Man Inside Me, implies he’s a homosexual, including the quote: “for there’s a man inside me, and only when he’s finally out, can I walk free of pain.”

The One Where Michael Leaves

Tobias says he is glad to be “back in a queen,” referring to the bed.

Michael suggest that Lindsay came to him with “my husband might be a ho...” when Tobias sets off the rape horn.

Amigos

The Mexican G.O.B. from 1927 is told he dances like a homosexual when he does the chicken dance.

Good Grief

The magicians’ magazine is named Poof, which is slang for homosexual. CONTEXT

Tobias seems to imply that Ice is his type.

Sad Sack

Barry Zuckerkorn asks for a “tap on the fanny.”

Barry Zuckerkorn wants a “hot Ding Dong,” slang for penis. CONTEXT

Queen for a Day

Tobias buys the Queen Mary, though the sign accidentally reads “Tobias is Queen Mary.”

Motherboy XXX

Dave Attell thinks there is no way Tobias is straight.

The Sword of Destiny

Tobias wants to take off his assistant’s skirt and put on his Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

Tobias wants to get in the colon and find some answers.

Tobias calls Michael’s buttocks “fresh and firm as a Georgia peach.”

Meet the Veals

Tobias talks about a “banger in the mouth” and a “sausage in the mouth.”

For British Eyes Only

Tobias says he would like to be in G.O.B.’s “prostate-ticular,” and later says he can “taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.”

The Ocean Walker

Tobias thinks the British are saying he’s a tourist when they call him a “poofter,” which, in reality, is slang for a homosexual. CONTEXT

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