Worst Movies

[Frightened Inmate #2]

Give me my money back, you...

To the best of my recollection, here is a list of the Top 5 worst movies that I actually paid to see in the movie theater:

1. Amityville 3-D
2. Quigley Down Under
3. Perfect
4. April Fools' Day
5. Legend (starring Tom Cruise)

I'd like to change my #5 to "Perfectly Normal." Saw this movie the last time I was in London (1991). Maybe I was still jet lagged, but as I recall, this movie was perfectly awful. We all kept falling asleep during it.

[gobias30]

Has anyone else seen American Pie 4: Band Camp? I'm pretty sure it's the worst movie I've ever seen (although Halloween 3 Season of the Witch sounds like it might beat it).

Now that I think about it Band Camp was probably worse btu it was close. Band camp was so unfunny that it was painful and Halloween 3 was so awful it was painful.

I have to disagree. It's a wonderful movie! This is one of those horror movies, like Friday the 13th part something, 'Jason Takes Manhattan', that is so bad it's brilliant. I'd rather watch it than any of the Michael Myers ones. A much misunderstood classic for me.

No its not so bad its good. its just bad.

[Banana Family]

Ring Two
Date Movie
I'll get back to you when i remember others

[waytoplant]

Got a new one: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. As if it weren't enough to have a 10-year-old Pia Zadora, it has the cheesiest costumes, makeup, and acting ever.

Favorite line: "All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit." delivered by a guy who looks like he starred in a lot of pornos prior to SCCM.

[Dunklekuh81]

300 was very dissapointing
Date Movie was pretty horrible
Any recent farces suck, but Airplane! and Hot Shots! are awesome
Charlie and The Chocolate Factory was god awful. The original was awesome, though.

[OceanWalker32]

Charlie and The Chocolate Factory was god awful. The original was awesome, though.

Agreed.

The original was one of my favorite movies as a child. I still fondly remember watching it over and over and over again, fast-forwarding through "Cheer up, Charlie" every single time and being scarred for life by the acid trip boat ride through the tunnel of Hell. Good times, good times!

[tehMick]

One word: Magnolia

[Walsingham]

Iron Eagle

[Pont]

One word: Magnolia

Who are you, Kevin Smith?

[tehMick]

One word: Magnolia

Who are you, Kevin Smith?

I'm pretty sure comparing a boarder to Kevin Smith is against the TOS.
Pont, you go too far.

[Pont]

One word: Magnolia

Who are you, Kevin Smith?

I'm pretty sure comparing a boarder to Kevin Smith is against the TOS.
Pont, you go too far.

YOU MADE [spoiler]MALLRATS[/spoiler]!
Oh yeah, I went there.
How do you like them eggrolls Mr. Goldstone?

[Phil Love AD!]

Blades of Glory... Will Arnett deserves better than this.

[waytoplant]

Blades of Glory... Will Arnett deserves better than this.

And better than Let's Go to Prison, The Brothers Solomon. . . .

Actually, I thought Blades of Glory had several laugh-out loud moments, many of which (unsurprisingly) when WA was on the screen. So it was better than Let's Go to Prison (which had no laugh-out-loud moments) and TBS (which had one, unless you count the DVD extras).

[gobias30]

305 - Laughably bad. My friend rented it thinking it would be a good 300 spoof but he was mistaken. Despite everything that was bad about it (bad acting, bad writing, and horrible visual effects) I can't stop thinking about it. I now feel bad that I fell asleep on purpose to put myself out of my misery. I almost want to watch it again. I think this is a case of "It's so bad, it's good."

Here's the youtube video it was based on:

The 305

[veruca]

Undead. It's a zombie movie from Australia that is SO bad it's good (in a hilarious, I want to watch this movie to make fun of it good).