It isn't even worth quoting lines from Pier Pressure...litearlly every line in it is hilarious for one reason or another. (I'd say that about pretty much every episode in season 1, and I'm sure after a few run thrus of the season 2 dvd, I will say the same for those episodes) I'll try to rank my top few b/c I have a test in 9 hours and I don't want to study...
1) Well, he’s, uh, dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner on.
2) Let's deal some drugs
3) George, Sr.: What time is it? Oh, almost sundown. I have to prepare for the Sabbath.
Michael: It’s Tuesday.
George, Sr.: Shh.
4) I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette
5) These are just strippers! Look how hot they are.
I think I have to go watch that episode again. My AD addiction is getting unhealthy. I should just take up crack.