I got into some NHL fantasy stuff a couple years ago, but haven't really been into it all that much this year, for some obvious reasons.
Anyways, I know very little about any of the sports you mentioned (well, the leagues. I know how baseball works.), but I'd gladly randomly pick some teams or names I don't know anything about just to be part of the AD league.
Maybe you could start jeté-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me.