Two truths and a lie

by **titus** » June 3rd, 2006, 6:24 pm

Correct me if the title is not grammatically correct. Well, I got this idea, now that AD is pretty much gone and that every tv show is on a break that we OP members should play a game to pass the time over the summer. This game was in one of the best show on tv today, Veronica Mars. So the title say's it all, I say two truth's and a lie and the next member says which one's he thinks is false! and then he will say two truth's and a lie. Don't know if this will work, but let's try.

My name is Andri, I have a twin brother and I work as an Analrapist. Which statement is false?

by **Clumsy Adolescence** » June 3rd, 2006, 6:29 pm

hmmmm the name thing is tempting but u r NO ANALRAPIST!

-im a visual artist
-im a musician
-im an actor

by **titus** » June 3rd, 2006, 7:34 pm

True, I'm not really a Analrapist (I wish!) so now would someone guess which is false. But if it's obvious, for example: I'm Hitler and I'm a girl, It's obvious that the false statement is "I'm a girl". So their no need to say "Right, I'm not a girl, I'm actually a alien" but still guess! Everyone understand me?

So it would be:
Me: Two truths and a lie
Member: The obvious false statement
No need for me to say "Your right"

But if it's
Me: Two truths and a lie
and two of these statements are "I'm a girl" and the other one is a "I'm a boy" then I would say if he guessed right.

And I know that your not [spoiler]unitards[/spoiler] but just be save and so people don't get this rong.

by **Cherith_Cutestory** » June 3rd, 2006, 8:43 pm

hmmm, I'm gonna guess that your not really a visual artists. Nice work though, my friend, those are some good choices

ok, heres mine:

I'm legally a dwarf
I'm a girl
I'm a redhead

by **Frightened Inmate #2** » June 3rd, 2006, 8:55 pm

You, my friend, are no redhead. I mean dwarf.

We played this game during the "Welcome to the company" meetings at my previous employer. The ones I used were something like:

1. I have interviewed both Weird Al Yankovic and Dr. Demento
2. I had a supporting role in a friend of mine's movie project, but when the lead had to back out, I got the lead role.
3. My wife and I share the same birthday

by **Clumsy Adolescence** » June 3rd, 2006, 9:02 pm

ima say u didnt interview those two guys (who's dr. demento? the archnemesis of the Ambiguously Gay Duo????)

and i AM a visual artist, but i'm not much of an actor...MUCH... you never know......

okay three more for me i guess:

-im masculine when it comes to comic books
-im masculine when it comes to cars
-im masculine when it comes to cooking

by **Musty Old Claptrap** » June 4th, 2006, 7:07 am

Cherith_Cutestory wrote:I'm legally a dwarf

How does one 'legally' become a dwarf anywho?

by **titus** » June 4th, 2006, 7:20 am

Musty Old Claptrap wrote:
Cherith_Cutestory wrote:I'm legally a dwarf

How does one 'legally' become a dwarf anywho?

When you are under a certain height?

by **each** » June 4th, 2006, 7:48 am

titus wrote:
Musty Old Claptrap wrote:
Cherith_Cutestory wrote:I'm legally a dwarf

How does one 'legally' become a dwarf anywho?

When you are under a certain height?

Somthing to do with genetics?

by **vcalzone** » June 4th, 2006, 8:54 am

The real question is, how does one ILLEGALLY become a dwarf? I say shrink ray.

by **Cherith_Cutestory** » June 4th, 2006, 9:57 am

LOL, well you found my lie. I'm 4'11 and I have friends that try to convince me that anyone under 5 foot is a drawf, but I know that my friends are a bunch of dirty liars

by **Dr. Fünke** » June 4th, 2006, 10:23 am

Actually, I believe legal dwarf height is 4'8'' if you're over 18.

by **littlesquish89** » June 4th, 2006, 11:03 am

In other words, you're pushing it. :wink:

by **I ate all your bees** » June 4th, 2006, 11:05 am

Well, you're The Doctor... I mean the doctor. You're not The Doctor.

1. I met The Futureheads and talked about the benefits of having a pen surgically attached to one's hand.
2. I met Richard E. Grant and had to stop myself from launching myself at him in a full body tackle and never letting go of his leg. Ever.
3. I met Sir Ian McKellen and had a delightful conversation about rubber clogs.

by **vcalzone** » June 4th, 2006, 11:11 am

Wikipedia wrote:According to the Little People of America the human definition of dwarfism is "a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" (147 cm) or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that."

So I think shortness has little to do with it, it's just a symptom, not the actual condition.

And I call bs to the Ian McKellan one. Unless, of course, you actually DID tackle Richard E. Grant.

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