I should run his campaign. I'll start with a Chuck Norris Facts
-type website and watch his campaign take on a life of its own.
Fred Thompson doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Fred Thompson says its beef, then it's beef.
Fred Thompson can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
When Fred Thompson receives his tax forms from the IRS, he just staples the photo above to his form and sends it in. Fred Thompson hasn't paid taxes in 40 years.
Well, that last one could hurt him with the voters.