Barry Zuckerkorn

by **The O.P.** » April 24th, 2005, 9:26 pm

This thread was automatically created to discuss Barry Zuckerkorn.

by **Cherith_Cutestory** » April 24th, 2005, 9:26 pm

He's very good!

by **R. Dorothy** » April 24th, 2005, 9:28 pm

He hoped this thread was about balls.

by **Frightened Inmate #2** » April 24th, 2005, 9:59 pm

He wasn't "super-prepared" for this to happen.

by **Kiarnit** » April 24th, 2005, 11:57 pm

I was all ready to lock this thread and say, "How in the bleeping bleep did *this* get auto-created at this late date?"; but then I double-checked, and sure enough, the only pre-existing Barry thread was one started by a poster in which people were speculating on whether he was illiterate and whether he had a law degree. So I think it makes sense to keep this open as a separate thread for more general discussion of Barry Zuckerkorn / Henry Winkler. Post away.

How weird that it didn't get created before now, though. Barry gets no respect.

by **Cherith_Cutestory** » April 25th, 2005, 10:08 am

Oh, your a quick one Kiarnit. I felt the same way, until I went to Barrys page to look for a quote and there was nothing posted. So I felt it was my civic duty to give him a little posty poo

by **Bane** » April 25th, 2005, 12:04 pm

Its never the ones you hope.

by **Afternoon Delight** » April 26th, 2005, 3:16 pm

I have this bizarre theory that he's really Gob's father. Both of them nuked a ding dong without taking the aluminum off. What more evidence do you need?

by **Cannonballism** » April 26th, 2005, 3:21 pm

Kiarnit wrote:Barry gets no respect.

Barry's very good.

PS the Oscar thread was just mad a few days ago too.

by **Beatrice** » April 26th, 2005, 3:34 pm

GOB has to be a bluth son, i mean, he shares a name with George and Oscar. that's my opinion.

by **Cannonballism** » April 26th, 2005, 3:39 pm

Beatrice wrote:GOB has to be a bluth son, i mean, he shares a name with George and Oscar. that's my opinion.

Which would make it funnier if he wasn't related to either of them, although I don't see a big connection with Barry. Uncle Jack however. Remember Lucille "took a bullet" for the bluth family.

PS - I am in no way suggesting that I want uncle jack to return, don't hit me.

by **Kiarnit** » April 26th, 2005, 3:42 pm

Aren't Barry and Uncle Jack both a bit wee to be GOB's biological father?

by **Cannonballism** » April 26th, 2005, 3:45 pm

Kiarnit wrote:Aren't Barry and Uncle Jack both a bit wee to be GOB's biological father?

I was really confused at this.

I thought you meant. Wee. Like swinging, WEEE fun! Spring break! WHOO! But I think you mean small. I don't know, I'm 2' taller than both my parents. But then again I watch Arrested Development, so I'm a freak of nature.

by **Cherith_Cutestory** » April 26th, 2005, 3:59 pm

Afternoon Delight wrote:I have this bizarre theory that he's really Gob's father. Both of them nuked a ding dong without taking the aluminum off. What more evidence do you need?

But, remember GOB inherited Nana's recieding hair line

by **Cannonballism** » April 26th, 2005, 4:03 pm

Nana's Lucille's mother, so whoever it was would've had to have been with Lucille. Barry said something like, "No 40 year old women should look so good." And Uncle Jack, the "taking a bullet" thing.