#111: Public Relations

[Cherith_Cutestory]

Tobias:
"I dont know what your police captain told you about me, but i'm a different breed of cop. I'm from the streets, and i'm the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast cop you're ever gonna wanna mess with in a darkened alley. Dark alley. And I-- [chuckles] Listen, Mr. Weathers, I dont know. Perhaps my wife was right, i don't know if i'mt cut out to be a-- a De Niro or a Regis or a Pinkett-Smith. or what have you..."
This scene cracks me up evertyime.

Same here, David Cross does one of the best "good actor acting like a bad actor" ever, and I've seen Vin Diesel movies (we all know that guys faking it just to make the award season fair)

[Premiere]

Tobias:
"I dont know what your police captain told you about me, but i'm a different breed of cop. I'm from the streets, and i'm the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast cop you're ever gonna wanna mess with in a darkened alley. Dark alley. And I-- [chuckles] Listen, Mr. Weathers, I dont know. Perhaps my wife was right, i don't know if i'mt cut out to be a-- a De Niro or a Regis or a Pinkett-Smith. or what have you..."
This scene cracks me up evertyime.

Same here, David Cross does one of the best "good actor acting like a bad actor" ever, and I've seen Vin Diesel movies (we all know that guys faking it just to make the award season fair)

I'd think so since he knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but he wont tell anyone.

[Cherith_Cutestory]

He also knows all the lyrics to Blinded By The Light!


GREATEST website EVER (well next to The OP)

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

I submitted a few AD related ones on there, but 've only seen one on there so far. I'll let you decide which one it is.

[Premiere]

Yeah, a person's life is wasted if they have not spent more than 5 hours on that site, refreshing the page every 5 seconds.

[Cherith_Cutestory]

Oh I know exactly what you mean, I think since I found that site I've spent at least 36 cumulative hours in that

[Fun with Probate]

Is it just me, or do any of you, when you find yourself in a place where whatever you're doing is interrupted because people are talking loudly, do you turn around and say, "Save it for the talk room"?

[daytimedesi]

hehe, I think it's just you!

[Fun with Probate]

OUCH!!!!

[shocker]

GOB: 'Well you better get her back, because the guy I lost was Earl Milford."

Michael: 'What?'

GOB: 'I didn't know it was him, although he was spectacularly quiet in there. You know, you can always tell a Milford man.'

[Corne_Holio]

My favorite episode!

Michael "....I don't like being compared to my father either-"
GM "I don't mind. Being compared to my father, that is."
Michael "Save it for the talk room, son"

Jessie (to George Michael) "....you just spoiled your father's last chance at happy. So I hope *you're* happy, Opie."
Narrator "Jessie had gone too far- and had best watch her mouth {Bucko}!" - Classic Ritchie Cunningham.

Michael (to Jessie) "You said that to my son? Well, I guess....you're on your own. (to Lucille and Lindsay) Ladies.."

[Beatrice]

My favorite episode!

Michael "....I don't like being compared to my father either-"
GM "I don't mind. Being compared to my father, that is."
Michael "Save it for the talk room, son"

Jessie (to George Michael) "....you just spoiled your father's last chance at happy. So I hope *you're* happy, Opie."
Narrator "Jessie had gone too far- and had best watch her mouth {Bucko}!" - Classic Ritchie Cunningham.

Michael (to Jessie) "You said that to my son? Well, I guess....you're on your own. (to Lucille and Lindsay) Ladies.."

that reminds me of one of the bonus skethes on the best of snl with christopher walken. they are doing this movie about happy days, well mostly about fonzie and there was will farrell as david caruso as ritchie cunningham saying intensely: "I don't like your mouth Bucko!!"

[The Lovely Laura]

I can't believe I just noticed this today but the two times where Michael laughs at Jessie's "Race you to the top of the hill" and "I brought a picnic lunch", gum falls out of his mouth!

Did anybody else not see this or am I just blind?

[HotDingDong]

yea The Lovely Laura ur blind

[Old_Bear]

i love at the meeting with the whole family and jessie...

Buster: Uh, I’m unclear about what it is exactly you do.
Jessie: Excellent question. What a publicist does...
Buster: No, no, I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job?
George Michael: At the banana stand.
Buster: (Laughs.) Oh, duh. I thought you meant, like, a plumber or something, and I was, like, when did that happen?


oh man, that's finger-lickin' funny

edit: haha, even the lines before it are gold...
George Michael: You know, I have a job.
Tobias: (Fake cough.) Kiss-ass. Well, we were all thinking it.

[Kiarnit]

Buster: (Laughs.) Oh, duh. I thought you meant, like, a plumber or something, and I was, like, when did that happen?

That is one of my sister's very favorite lines, because it is exactly like something she would say. While most people find her not at all alienating and only a little odd, she does tend to identify with Buster. ("It walked on my pillow!!!")