"I dont know what your police captain told you about me, but i'm a different breed of cop. I'm from the streets, and i'm the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast cop you're ever gonna wanna mess with in a darkened alley. Dark alley. And I-- [chuckles] Listen, Mr. Weathers, I dont know. Perhaps my wife was right, i don't know if i'mt cut out to be a-- a De Niro or a Regis or a Pinkett-Smith. or what have you..."
This scene cracks me up evertyime.
Same here, David Cross does one of the best "good actor acting like a bad actor" ever, and I've seen Vin Diesel movies (we all know that guys faking it just to make the award season fair)