I know! That never happens, which is a bummer, because I think he could have some awesome plots. Also, I just realized that we've never seen Michael with his shirt off.
Michael's sexcapades with Maggie and Sally (Stickwell!).. separately, of course
A comet, of course, is a frozen body of ice and dust formed 4.6 billion years ago. Or created 6000 years ago, depending on whether or not you're wrong.
I appologize if I'm missing some obvious pop culture reference, but is there some significance to Mr. Bananagrabber distracting the frog with "Look, a seagull!" or is this something better left unanswered, like why a frog is eating a banana, or why a banana is grabbing another banana?