BlenderChild wrote:sad songs are nature's onions

Ha ha ha...Thanks for the input, Messrs. Cross and Odenkirk. "The Teardrop Awards" is one of my favorite sketches. "I'll miss you...me."
As for
real sad songs, my favorites that aren't completely emo are:
"Hurt": Johnny Cash
"Youngstown," and "Streets of Philadelphia," and (especially) "The River": Bruce Springsteen
"War on Drugs": Barenaked Ladies
"Hallelujah": Leonard Cohen
"Tonight's The Night": Neil Young
"The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows": Brand New
"Shine a Light," and "Wild Horses": The Rolling Stones
"Bartender": Dave Matthews Band