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Postby ett » July 2nd, 2006, 3:13 pm

I say #3, because spiders are icky.
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Postby Chelpo » July 2nd, 2006, 9:59 pm

Good job, ett. I'm not a huge fan of spiders either. Although I always feel really bad when I kill them (I mean, if they're in my room they might crawl into my bed, but that's not their fault.)
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words- "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
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Postby Cherith_Cutestory » July 2nd, 2006, 10:34 pm

well since we're doing degrees:

1. I'm 3 degrees away from Steve Buscemi
2. I'm 2 degrees away from the Toxic Avenger
3. I'm 1 degree away from Judge Reinhold
It is believed that AIDS was originally contracted from the monkeys, no not the band, but the animal. And we just wanted to deal with that issue. Just changing the attitude from 'eww AIDSy' to make it like 'ahh fun monkey disease'
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Postby Lampehus » August 24th, 2006, 12:48 pm

Cherith_Cutestory wrote:well since we're doing degrees:

1. I'm 3 degrees away from Steve Buscemi
2. I'm 2 degrees away from the Toxic Avenger
3. I'm 1 degree away from Judge Reinhold


My guess is #2. Because hes the only one of them I havent heard of.

1. When was a little boy I cut myself 4 times in the shoulder, 0.5 cm apart from one another, so that it would look like a cat had attacked me.
2. I once bought a rat and killed with a stungun.
3. I once killed 6 hamsters by flushing them down the toilet.
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Postby Frightened Inmate #2 » August 24th, 2006, 1:39 pm

Lampehus wrote:
Cherith_Cutestory wrote:well since we're doing degrees:

1. I'm 3 degrees away from Steve Buscemi
2. I'm 2 degrees away from the Toxic Avenger
3. I'm 1 degree away from Judge Reinhold


My guess is #2. Because hes the only one of them I havent heard of.

1. When was a little boy I cut myself 4 times in the shoulder, 0.5 cm apart from one another, so that it would look like a cat had attacked me.
2. I once bought a rat and killed with a stungun.
3. I once killed 6 hamsters by flushing them down the toilet.


I'm thinking Norway needs to provide someone with more outlets for pent-up boredom. I'm hoping that #3 is the fake one.

1. I shook hands with George H.W. Bush
2. I took a photo of Bill Clinton when he was 3 feet away from me.
3. George W. Bush pointed at me and smiled when he walked near my group during a tour of the White House.
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Postby Lampehus » August 24th, 2006, 3:08 pm

FI#2: You're wrong, it was #2 that was a lie.
I believe your lie is #1. I really hope that #3 is a truth cause that would be pretty cool.
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Postby Frightened Inmate #2 » August 24th, 2006, 3:32 pm

Lampehus wrote:FI#2: You're wrong, it was #2 that was a lie.
I believe your lie is #1. I really hope that #3 is a truth cause that would be pretty cool.


I guess I'm glad you don't have access to a stungun.:wink:

The lie is #3. Though it could always happen, in all of the times I've visited D.C., I have, in fact, never taken the White House tour.

Shook Bush 41s hand at a rally in '88, and I was covering a Clinton rally for a newspaper I was working for in '92 and got close when he was walking through the crowd.

A friend of mine used to be chief of staff for Homeland Security under Tom Ridge and had a White House office, but he left before I ever had a chance to visit, thus probably ruining my chances of getting to meet Bush 43 in the White House.
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Postby Lampehus » August 24th, 2006, 3:52 pm

Frightened Inmate #2 wrote:I guess I'm glad you don't have access to a stungun.:wink:


I do. My cousin has a stungun. It was he who killed the rat, I only saw the video.
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Postby Cherith_Cutestory » August 24th, 2006, 6:09 pm

Lampehus wrote:
Cherith_Cutestory wrote:well since we're doing degrees:

1. I'm 3 degrees away from Steve Buscemi
2. I'm 2 degrees away from the Toxic Avenger
3. I'm 1 degree away from Judge Reinhold


My guess is #2. Because hes the only one of them I havent heard of.

1. When was a little boy I cut myself 4 times in the shoulder, 0.5 cm apart from one another, so that it would look like a cat had attacked me.
2. I once bought a rat and killed with a stungun.
3. I once killed 6 hamsters by flushing them down the toilet.


ooo, wrong! A cousin of mine was in a Toxic Avenger movie (Phoebe LeGere anyone?), and she was in another movie with some actor that was in a movie with Steve Buscemi
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Postby each » August 24th, 2006, 9:41 pm

Lampehus wrote:
Frightened Inmate #2 wrote:I guess I'm glad you don't have access to a stungun.:wink:


I do. My cousin has a stungun. It was he who killed the rat, I only saw the video.


I love the way your last sentence sounds like the end of an Agatha Christie novel.

1.my friend used to go our with Liv Tyler
2. My friend broke celine dion's arm
3.my uncle had tea with the queen
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Postby Cherith_Cutestory » August 24th, 2006, 9:55 pm

I'm gonna guess number 2 is false, though havent we all been tempted to do that

1. My good friend had 2 time Tony winner George Hearn as his understudy this summer
2. I was dissed by Tony nominee Alison Pill
3. I hugged and got dry humped by Tony winner Alan Cumming
It is believed that AIDS was originally contracted from the monkeys, no not the band, but the animal. And we just wanted to deal with that issue. Just changing the attitude from 'eww AIDSy' to make it like 'ahh fun monkey disease'
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Postby Dr. Fünke » August 24th, 2006, 11:37 pm

i really hope it's number 3.

1. I once helped a friend smash all the windows on a car of someone that he badly needed to get revenge on, only to discover it was the wrong car.

2. I once created a web page making harmless jokes about fellow classmates of mine, only to be disciplined heavily by the school.

3. A friend and I once stole over $500 of merchandise from a department store, and never ended up getting caught.
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Postby each » August 25th, 2006, 4:47 am

Cherith_Cutestory wrote:I'm gonna guess number 2 is false, though havent we all been tempted to do that

1. My good friend had 2 time Tony winner George Hearn as his understudy this summer
2. I was dissed by Tony nominee Alison Pill
3. I hugged and got dry humped by Tony winner Alan Cumming


#3 would be awesome!

my number 3 is wrong. It was a "banquet"
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Postby Chelpo » August 25th, 2006, 1:56 pm

So your friend broke Celine Dion's arm then? That's... wow, I'm impressed! Your friend did what we in Canada have tried and failed to do for years! :wink:
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words- "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
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Postby Cherith_Cutestory » August 25th, 2006, 4:25 pm

each wrote:
Cherith_Cutestory wrote:I'm gonna guess number 2 is false, though havent we all been tempted to do that

1. My good friend had 2 time Tony winner George Hearn as his understudy this summer
2. I was dissed by Tony nominee Alison Pill
3. I hugged and got dry humped by Tony winner Alan Cumming


#3 would be awesome!

my number 3 is wrong. It was a "banquet"


I wish 3 were true, but sadly that has not happened yet, but DAMN Alison Pill is a bitch!
It is believed that AIDS was originally contracted from the monkeys, no not the band, but the animal. And we just wanted to deal with that issue. Just changing the attitude from 'eww AIDSy' to make it like 'ahh fun monkey disease'
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