Two truths and a lie

[each]

So your friend broke Celine Dion's arm then? That's... wow, I'm impressed! Your friend did what we in Canada have tried and failed to do for years!

He knew her when she was not famous and he was just a bratty kid with a habit of pulling peoples arms when he wasn't getting his way... IU think you can tell how this story ends

[ett]

1. My old best friend grabbed the bum of a member of AFI
2. I watched 9 episodes of Veronica Mars in one day.
3. I told my mother that I intend to marry BJ Novak.

[each]

2. I watched 9 episodes of Veronica Mars in one day.

Pfft. I my record is 18

[ett]

You probably have very good eyesight. Or glasses.

[each]

No glasses...yet.

by the 13th ep it really becomes more about endurance than enjoyment

[Touchlamp]

1. Watched my dog get run over by a SUV (he survived because the car was high enough he just went under)

2. when I was 10 I tryed to climb a aspen tree and the branch I was on broke and I fell on my wrist and it broke. (aspens don't have very strong branches)

3. My uncle dated a girl in collage whos prior boyfriend was Henry Winkler.

[Premiere]

1. Watched my dog get run over by a SUV (he survived because the car was high enough he just went under)

2. when I was 10 I tryed to climb a aspen tree and the branch I was on broke and I fell on my wrist and it broke. (aspens don't have very strong branches)

3. My uncle dated a girl in collage whos prior boyfriend was Henry Winkler.

1.

[waytoplant]

I'm guessing #3 unless your uncle's ex-girlfriend liked rest stops. Oh, I'm sorry, that's the character, not Henry Winkler, right?

Here's mine.

1. I like bees.

2. I worked for former Chief Justice Rehnquist.

3. I lived in the OC.

[each]

3. I lived in the OC.

Don't call it that.

[Cherith_Cutestory]

I'm gonna guess that number 2 is a lie

[Frightened Inmate #2]

I'm gonna say #1. No way anyone likes bees. At best you tolerate them.

[so's your face]

1. i have a friend who's a character in a video game.

2. my wife and i will be celebrating our 8th wedding anniversary on the 28th of october.

3. a friend and i once drove a car down a ski slope at seven springs in PA.

[Touchlamp]

1. Watched my dog get run over by a SUV (he survived because the car was high enough he just went under)

2. when I was 10 I tryed to climb a aspen tree and the branch I was on broke and I fell on my wrist and it broke. (aspens don't have very strong branches)

3. My uncle dated a girl in collage whos prior boyfriend was Henry Winkler.

Sorry for the delay #2 was a lie!

[waytoplant]

#1 is a lie. I'm sure someone likes bees out there, but it ain't me. I prefer beads.

I interned with the US Supreme Court as a college student and worked in Rehnquist's chambers for about 3 weeks. I wasn't doing anything real glamorous, just reading letters, answering phones, and proofing documents.

I'm guessing #3 unless your uncle's ex-girlfriend liked rest stops. Oh, I'm sorry, that's the character, not Henry Winkler, right?

Here's mine.

1. I like bees.

2. I worked for former Chief Justice Rehnquist.

3. I lived in the OC.

[Cherith_Cutestory]

1. i have a friend who's a character in a video game.

2. my wife and i will be celebrating our 8th wedding anniversary on the 28th of october.

3. a friend and i once drove a car down a ski slope at seven springs in PA.

I'm gonna guess number 2 is a lie, but if it isnt than CONGRATS!

1. I know someone who is going to be in Princess Bride the Musical
2. I know someone who is in Evil Dead the Musical
3. I know someone who is going to be in Legally Blonde the Musical