Fantasy Sports

[Frightened Inmate #2]

I got absolutely hammered by Pink Robots...

There's gotta be a better way to say that.

[Dr. Fünke]

Adrian Peterson scores 40 for me and it still isn't enough! These Rams have been killing me! The greatest show on turf is no more.

[LickMyLovePump]

Try having Romo and Randy Moss, and still losing... consistently.

It's not a nice feeling.

[LickMyLovePump]

This week, I have picked up (and probably cursed) the Seattle defense.. expect the Rams to finally click Monday night, and put 40+ points on them. Just watch.

I also have a feeling Jacksonville might get something from Monday night's game.. I absolutely despise Payton Manning. He isn't fit to lace Brady's bootlaces.. unless of course it's for a TV advert, in which case he'd be perfect.

[LickMyLovePump]

Looking to follow up last week's record beat-down with another winning week.

Two words for you.. Chris Chambers.


The league must be pretty pissed that they chose the Dolphins for the London game.. probably the worst Fins side in recent memory. Still, the game is a massive sell-out. So much so that I coudn't get a ticket for less than £1000.

[Frightened Inmate #2]

Looking to follow up last week's record beat-down with another winning week.

Two words for you.. Chris Chambers.


The league must be pretty pissed that they chose the Dolphins for the London game.. probably the worst Fins side in recent memory. Still, the game is a massive sell-out. So much so that I coudn't get a ticket for less than £1000.

Well at least you got a ticket. You got a ticket, right?

I heard something great on the radio this week. England sent us David Beckham and told us it was the best soccer had to offer, so we're returning the favor by sending them the Dolphins and telling them it's the best football has to offer.

Oh, I forgot, people in England call soccer-in-the-mouth, football-in-the-mouth.

[LickMyLovePump]

Damn you, Jason Elam.

[Frightened Inmate #2]

Damn you, Brett Favre.

[Frightened Inmate #2]

Thought you all might like an update on the OP League of Fans Fantasy Football Season:

Final standings:

*1. tehMick's Team (tehMick) - (11-3-0) .786, 1445 points
*2. Glisten (FI#2) - (11-3-0) .786, 1295 points
*3. Loose Seals III (LickMyLovePump) - (6-8-0) .429, 1320 points
*4. Kids_Love_Franklin (Dr. Funke) - (6-8-0) .429, 1205 points
5. Pink Robots Attack! (Touchlamp) - (6-8-0) .429, 1150 points
6. sjshark (sjsharks) - (2-12-0) .143, 997 points

Round One

tehMick's Team - 73
Kids_Love_Frankin - 63

Loose Seals III - 85
Glisten (FI#2) - 102

So Your OP League of Fans Championship Game:

tehMick's Team vs. Glisten (FI#2)

Glisten's Roster:

QB - Peyton Manning, Derek Anderson
RB - Brian Westbrook, Steven Jackson, Willis McGahee, Edgerrin James
WR - Andre Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald, Hines Ward, Anquan Boldin
TE - Antonio Gates, Tony Gonzalez
K - Nick Folk
DEF - Chargers, Cowboys

tehMick's Sorry List of Has-Beens:

QB - Tom Brady, Matt Hasselbeck
RB - Justin Fargas, Marshawn Lynch, Reggie Bush, Shaun Alexander, Laurence Maroney
WR - Marques Colston, Terrell Owens, Plaxico Burress
TE - Chris Cooley
K - Phil Dawson
DEF - Patriots, Giants, Redskins

[tehMick]

Stupid New England weather.

[sjshark]

6. sjshark (sjsharks) - (2-12-0) .143, 997 points

Yeah, that seems about right.

[tehMick]

If you let me win, FI#2, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels.

[LickMyLovePump]

I'm quite pleased with how my inaugural season went. If I wouldn't have forgotten to change my team last week, I would have made up those 10 points and it would be ME in the Championship Game.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.

[Frightened Inmate #2]

6. sjshark (sjsharks) - (2-12-0) .143, 997 points

Yeah, that seems about right.

Starting Ahman Green on Injured Reserve can't help. I mean, how's the guy supposed to recover if you keep putting him out on the field?

Congrats to Lick for a solid first season. I'm impressed that a guy across the pond knows so much about the sport. Back when I was living in England, the people I knew didn't even know what "football" was.

Well, you know what I mean.

[Frightened Inmate #2]

I thought I'd want you to know the results of our OP League of Fans football season.

OP Bowl of Candy Beans III

Glisten (Frightened Inmate #2) - 91
tehMick (tehMick) - 87

FI#2 does a tasteful end zone dance.

Consolation Game

Who cares.