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[I ate all your bees]

I HEAR TOM CRUISE HATES MUDKIPS.

Yeah, it looked like they were Rick-Rolling those guys into submission.

[Blueberry Head]

How dare he. I LUUUUUUUURRRRRVE Mudkipz!

Alright. Enough of that.

[CokaCokaCoh1]

So, we were taking in some Sunday afternoon window shopping. As we wandered towards the Tottenham Court Road station, I heard an almighty commotion and the strains of Rick Astley...

anonymous vs scientology

Oh! I would've loved to have been there. I was considering going to the protest in New York, but I then my mom got scared, and said you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, holmes smell you later. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to settle in my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

I love it.

Once I was riding a bus in west Philadelphia, and I mentioned where we were to my friends who were visiting, and I had to stop them from reciting the lyrics because we really would have looked very stupid I think.

[I ate all your bees]

In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school... Stop it. Anyone from our generation who can resist the Fresh Prince is a stronger man than I, my friend.

If someone attacks you, you can fight back. If someone stands a good distance away from you chanting bizarre internet memes and rapping to the opening credits of a 90's tv programme, there's not much you can do.

[Blueberry Head]

HOLY CRAP.

That's the best way of describing this clip from Spike Jonze's upcoming movie version of Where the Wild Things Are.

http://www.buzznet.com/wherethewildthingsare

I really hope he doesn't mess it up. Though, if this is any indication, the movie should be creepy as hell. Which would be perfect, since I got nightmares from the book when I was little. Also, is that "Jackass" by Beck at the beginning of the clip?

[Frightened Inmate #2]

HOLY CRAP.

That's the best way of describing this clip from Spike Jonze's upcoming movie version of Where the Wild Things Are.

http://www.buzznet.com/wherethewildthingsare

It was pulled down already. Too bad... I really had a Jonze to see that.

Get it? Jonze? To quote ALF, "Ha! I kill me."

[Walsingham]

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

[I ate all your bees]

Tonight I was threatened on the Northern Line by a man with stick-on boils and a club foot. We couldn't work out whether he said "look at me, an ex-serviceman, BUT I DON'T hurt people for money" or "look at me, an ex-serviceman, BUT I HAVE TO hurt people for money". My vote was for the latter.

And then the drunk girl next to me threw up.

I love London.

[Frightened Inmate #2]

Tonight I was threatened on the Northern Line by a man with stick-on boils and a club foot. We couldn't work out whether he said "look at me, an ex-serviceman, BUT I DON'T hurt people for money" or "look at me, an ex-serviceman, BUT I HAVE TO hurt people for money". My vote was for the latter.

And then the drunk girl next to me threw up.

I love London.

I'm glad to hear it hasn't changed a bit since I was last there. Good times, good times.

[Walsingham]

And then the drunk girl next to me threw up.

It was probably just the pool food.

[Chelpo]

Someone really has to do this.

[byron]

I found this while riding my bike on a local trail yesterday afternoon:


Not the best pic...cellphone cam sucks, but it looks like the beginning of a gnome garden (gnome on the left) with a bob's big boy statute. there's a note pad in the tupperware container on the right with messages to the "Hobo Gnome" (that's it's name...railroad tracks used to run along this trail. the gnome is situated across from an old hobo camp).

"Bob" seems to be a recent addition, the last entry read "Bob stopped by to say, "Hi!" Gnomes need friends, too..." It was marked april '08.

This is all a little odd. Weird NJ, indeed.

[Walsingham]

I found this while riding my bike on a local trail yesterday afternoon:

Not the best pic...cellphone cam sucks, but it looks like the beginning of a gnome garden (gnome on the left) with a bob's big boy statute. there's a note pad in the tupperware container on the right with messages to the "Hobo Gnome" (that's it's name...railroad tracks used to run along this trail. the gnome is situated across from an old hobo camp).

"Bob" seems to be a recent addition, the last entry read "Bob stopped by to say, "Hi!" Gnomes need friends, too..." It was marked april '08.

This is all a little odd. Weird NJ, indeed.

Well, in a way sir, the Big Boy never left.

[Frightened Inmate #2]

Man, I could go for a Slim Jim sandwich right about now.

See, the slim jim was a featured menu sandwich at Bob's Big Boy that was one of my favorites as a youth and, aw forget it.

If you ever want to tick off a cook at a Big Boy restaurant, a friend of mine who used to work there told me exactly how to do it... order breakfast during a non-breakfast time of the day. They have to change the heat on the grill and do all kinds of things that are a pain in the a$$ to cook up your special order.

On second thought, don't do this. Cooks aren't always known for just "letting things go."

[Blueberry Head]

This morning I made, for the 3rd time, a ridiculous omelette. Inspired by my friend's blog.

http://manlyfood.blogspot.com/

The top entry is the one I'm talking about. I was so excited to get this when my mom got chipotle sauce. I use turkey bacon, since I don't have prosciutto lying around the house. T'is good.