PROFILE: Lucille Austero
Lucille Austero
PLAYED BY: Liza Minelli
Lucille suffers from severe vertigo,
but manages to overcome it without
medicine.
The widow Austero has overcome her vertigo
and managed to find true love.
Lucille Austero is one half of dynamic duo,
“Lucille and Lucille,”
the other half being Lucille Bluth.
However, when Austero (Lucille 2) started seeing
Bluth’s son, Buster,
their relationship soured.
Lucille 2 and Buster’s relationship first started at the Desis,
when Buster started accidentally flirting the widow Austero,
while not wearing glasses. Their relationship became
serious when Buster accidentally bid $10,000 for Lucille 2 at a
bachelorette charity auction.
Buster affectionately refers to Lucille 2 as a
“brownish spot with points,” and
when you see the two together—whether it’s making forts
or sharing peanut brittle—it’s obvious
the two share much in common.
Lucille suffers from severe vertigo, but with Buster,
she’s not alone. In a sign of
solidarity,
Buster refers to her affliction
as “our vertigo.”