Narrator: ... Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to, ...

Tobias: (On tape.) ...even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.

Tobias: (On tape.) Oh, I’ve been in the film business for a while, but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.

Tobias: It’s out of context.

Tobias: (On tape.) I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks.

Narrator: (... and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.)

Tobias: Tobias... you blowhard! (Chuckles.)

Maeby: Oh, hey, Michael. My dad wanted me to thank you for the romantic getaway. Don’t tell me what that means.

Michael: Where is your dad?

Maeby: He left dressed all westerny. You can leave me out of that part, too.

Narrator: And Michael realized that perhaps somebody would get hurt.

Michael: I screwed my brother-in-law.

Maeby: Well, I’m all grown up now.