Narrator: But as it turns out, the fair had two Startled Straight tents. And George, Sr. had wandered into the church-sponsored one...

George, Sr.: Do you want to become some guy’s girlfriend?

Narrator: ...intended to scare gay young men into a heterosexual lifestyle.

George, Sr.: You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?

Teen Boy #1: Is he ugly?

George, Sr.: No, it’s pitch black. You don’t see him, and it never stops, guys. And everybody acts like it’s no big deal.

Teen Boy #1: Is there a cover charge?