Narrator: But as it turns out, the fair had two Startled Straight tents. And George, Sr. had wandered into the church-sponsored one...
George, Sr.: Do you want to become some guy’s girlfriend?
Narrator: ...intended to scare gay young men into a heterosexual lifestyle.
George, Sr.: You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?
Teen Boy #1: Is he ugly?
George, Sr.: No, it’s pitch black. You don’t see him, and it never stops, guys. And everybody acts like it’s no big deal.
Teen Boy #1: Is there a cover charge?