Episode Transcript
Written by Mitchell Hurwitz and John Levenstein.
Tobias: Yes, I have, but... Oh, right, this one. Yeah, I... I’ll call them again, I guess. I give them... one more shot.
Narrator: And that’s when Michael figured out how to get his mother to lead him to the storage unit where the flight records were kept.
Lucille: Hello?
Michael: Yeah, hey, Mom, it’s Michael. Listen, before I forget, I talked to the IRS, and they want to come by your apartment today to see if you charged any big ticket stuff to the company. Furs, or... I don’t know. Just a heads up. Oh, that poor woman.
Narrator: So, Michael followed Luz who had been sent to hide the evidence. Meanwhile, Tobias had arranged an audition for a local commercial. Lindsay came along to appear supportive.
Tobias: This could take awhile.
Lindsay: Honey, it’s one line.
Tobias: Not if I do my job right.
Tobias: First of all, I love it. Quick question, though. Am I panicked about the fire, or am I being brave for everyone else?
Roger Danish: The fire? It’s, it’s a fire sale.
Tobias: (Chuckling.) Oh... Okay. I didn’t, um... Well, let’s give it a shot.
Tobias: Oh, my God, we’re having a fire. Sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the schoolchildren!
(Screaming. Singing “Amazing Grace.”) This isn’t a fever! (Continues singing.) Can’t even see where the knob is! (Dramatic sigh.) And scene.
Roger Danish: Um... would you like to try that a little simpler... maybe?
Tobias: No.
Roger Danish: Okay, anybody else? Anyone? Lindsay Bluth?
Tobias: It’s Fünke.
Lindsay: Roger Danish.
Roger Danish: Look at you. I can’t believe it’s Lindsay Bluth.
Lindsay: Oh...!
Tobias: Fünke.
Lindsay: Roger was my male counterpart in high school. Remember how crazy our hair was back then?
Roger Danish: What were we thinking?
Lindsay: So, what are you doing now?
Tobias: He’s, uh, casting my commercial.
Roger Danish: Yeah, trying to. The South Coast Boutique is having a fire sale.
Lindsay: South Coast Boutique? They’re having a fire sale?!
Narrator: Meanwhile, Michael was still following his mother’s housekeeper. And she did finally lead him to the storage unit. Unfortunately, it was on fire.
