Narrator: Michael Bluth arrived home to find the rental car his sister Lindsay had promised to return.

Michael: Lindsay, you have to cut back on everything. Okay? I’m even selling the corporate jet.

Michael: Look, I’m trying to get development started. All right? I’ve got six guys on bulldozers waiting to get under way.

Lindsay: Bulldozing?

Michael: Yeah.

Lindsay: Well, what about the trees?

Michael: Oh, we’re just gonna cover them with blankets.

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Michael: I’m ripping them out.

Lindsay: Anything for a buck, right? You are so materialistic.

Michael: Don’t suddenly turn this into one of your causes.

Lindsay: It’s not sudden, Michael.

Narrator: G.O.B.’s girlfriend Marta had been nominated for a “Daytime Desi,” the award given for excellence in Spanish daytime television.

Michael: G.O.B., you’ve found a woman who believes in you. You should make a commitment to her because life is short. Listen to me. I would give anything to be able to have that again, you know?

G.O.B.: You brought up money earlier I actually would like to borrow some.

Michael: No.

Lucille: Michael?

G.O.B.: He’s in here, Mom.

Michael: Come on. What are you doing?

G.O.B. grabs Michael’s sandwich.

Michael: No way. That’s mine.

G.O.B.: Give it to me.

Lucille: G.O.B., wait, I need those tickets. He promised me tickets to his girlfriend’s award show.

Michael: You’re going to that thing?

Lucille: Well, my dear friend, Lucille Austero, is part-owner of a television station and I want to show up and hold my head high.

Michael: Buster.

Buster: Hey, brother. Mom said you could tie this for me.

Lucille: Make it long so Buster doesn’t seem so... round.

Michael: Come here, pal.

Buster: Thanks.