Editing Decisions
Episode Transcript
Written by Brad Copeland.
G.O.B.: I’m... white.
Narrator: And Michael decided to share his feelings with Marta.
Marta 1.0: Michael.
Michael: Marta. I’m not really quite sure how to say this, but, uh...
Michael: Uh, I had a great time last night.
Marta 1.0: I did, too.
Michael: And, um...
Michael: We’re so in synch on so many things, and, uh, I... You guys don’t have a machine, huh?
Marta 1.0: I’m sorry. (Into telephone.) Hello.
Marta 1.0: Oh, my God! G.O.B. has been stabbed in the back.
Narrator: Meanwhile, Buster was waiting in the hallway.
Lucille 2: Buster?
Buster: Miss Austero. What... what are you doing here?
Lucille 2: A touch of the dizzies.
Buster: Oh.
Lucille 2: So, listen, Buster, have you given any, uh... thought to my offer?
Buster: I’m sorry. What?
Lucille 2: Well, I mean, my phone hasn’t made a peep.
Buster: Has your hair always been that pointy, Miss Austero?
Lucille 2: It’s Lucille.
Buster: Right, right. That’s my mom’s name.
Lucille 2: (Laughing.) Yes.
- soda
- The flavors of soda listed on the soda machine in the hospital are: “Spew,” “Squirm,” “Clear,” “Blue,” “Stuff,” “Cola,” “Orange Soda,” “Ice tea,” and “Rootbeer.”
Buster: Oh, God.
Lucille 2: Buster? Hel...
Lucille 2: I’m all right. I’m all right...
Lucille: He’s fine.
G.O.B.: You were right, Michael. Life is too short. Mine almost ended today. So, I think I’m going to work things out with Marta.
Michael: You are, huh? Boy, that’s, uh... That’s great.
G.O.B.: Hmm, you know what’s funny? I was going to walk out of that prison last night and break up with her. Good thing you didn’t bring the stairs, huh?
Loud slap.
