Bush Visits Wetlands
Staircar Snarls Air Traffic
Episode Transcript
Written by Barbie Feldman Adler.
Narrator: And Lindsay made it to the Save the Wetlands auction, just barely in time.
Lucille: Oh, honey... You’re not supposed to show up as the Wetlands.
Narrator: While Lucille was waiting for Buster to show up and bid on her, Buster was waiting for the other Lucille to leave for what he assumed was The Producers, but was now in fact, the bachelorette auction. And Lindsay was finally up for auction, which Michael arrived just in time to see.
M.C.: What do I hear for Lindsay Bluth? Gentlemen, it’s a good cause.
Narrator: And as Michael looked at his sister, uncertain whether her face was red from the embarrassment or the sun damage, it was clear she had been in the wetlands that day.
Michael: $1,000.
M.C.: Seriously?
M.C.: Sold! To the man who truly knows what charity is. And now, ladies and gentlemen...
Buster: Move! Move, please! Move!
M.C.: ... the lovely Lucille...
Buster: Move!
M.C.: Ooh, lucky bastard.
Narrator: And Buster showed up just in time...
Buster: Ten thousand dollars!
Lucille 2: Buster!
Narrator: ...to bid on the wrong Lucille.
Lucille 2: How grand!
Buster: M...
Lucille 2: How terribly grand!
Lindsay: Well, how embarrassing. My own brother buying me? I’d rather die. (Whispers.) Thank you. Maybe you’re not that selfish.
Michael: Well, you know, you actually went out there. I was impressed that you gave it a shot.
Cop #1: Excuse me.
Michael: Yeah?
Cop #1: Is this your car?
Lindsay: Yes, it’s his.
Cop #1: You’re under arrest...
Michael: Ow!
Cop #1: ... for the abduction of Helen Delgado.
Michael: What’d you do?
George Michael: I was just trying to be a good guy.
Michael: Me, too. Me, too. Let’s go see Pop-Pop.
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Michael gets a lucky break when Helen makes the same mistake that he did...
Helen Maria Delgado: Four. Cuatro.
Cop #1: Four, step forward.
Narrator: ...and G.O.B. kicks himself for a bad business decision.
Bananagrabber: (Lisps.) Look, a seagull.
G.O.B.: I never should’ve given up animation rights.
