Episode Transcript
Written by Richard Rosenstock and John Levenstein.
Lucille: Did he say that? Did he say that he misses me? Does he need his wife’s embrace?
George, Sr.: Daddy horny, Michael.
Michael: He said some wonderful things.
Narrator: Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias were getting to the heart of each other’s vulnerabilities with a role reversal exercise.
Lindsay: Yeah, okay. How long is this session?
Tobias: Okay, well, see, I don’t know what’s happening here. She’s breaking in and out of character.
Lindsay: I don’t want to be in a character.
Dr. Gunty: Okay, let me stop you guys, all right? Please, let me get in here.
Lindsay: Thank you.
Dr. Gunty: You’ve never been a real wife to me, Lindsay.
Tobias: That’s not true, and you know it! A man is looking back at you— a man with dreams and aspirations.
Narrator: Meanwhile, Maeby found an address in her mother’s appointment book, and was getting closer to learning what her parents were up to.
Tobias: sobbing : ...I’m not even... Face it.
Dr. Gunty: I have dreams, Lindsay. Dreams... Lindsay.
Tobias: Well, then, Tobias... follow those dreams. Make those dreams happen.
Dr. Gunty: Yes, I will.
Lindsay: And, scene.
Dr. Gunty: Oh! Wow!
Tobias: Okay. I’m sorry. I stepped on your line.
Dr. Gunty: No, not at all.
Narrator: Michael arrived home, happy to have a brother to share his recent burden with.
G.O.B.: Great news.
Michael: Oh, good, buddy. I could use it. I just came from convincing Mom to have sex with Dad.
G.O.B.: What? God! What is wrong with you? That is disgusting!
Michael: What’s wrong with you?
G.O.B.: Oh, I’m sorry. It was just the thought of Mom and Dad together. I have a sense of propriety, all right?
Michael: Fine. What’s your great news?
