Episode Transcript
Written by Richard Rosenstock and John Levenstein.
Narrator: And so an agreement was made. George, Sr. would reveal the truth, and Michael would make sure Kitty didn’t come out of the trailer.
G.O.B.: Yeah?
Michael: Hey, G.O.B., where are you? I need you to come to the prison.
G.O.B.: I’m at the prison.
Michael: You’re here?
G.O.B.: I’m delivering the strongly worded letter I wrote lit by nothing but natural light.
Michael: Well, how would you like that touch lamp and the office and, what the hell, full use of the secretary?
George, Sr.: Thank you for doing this. It means a... it means a lot. Okay, I’ll get down on the couch and...
Lucille: I’m not going to have sex with you, George. I came to tell you how much I hate you for what you’ve done to this family.
Lucille: You’ve ruined us.
George, Sr.: I’ve ruined us? You got a lot of nerve, honey. The millions you pissed away on clothing and jewelry and the spa treatments...
Lucille: Yes, to keep you interested in the only thing you ever appreciated—my body.
George, Sr.: Can I help it if you got a fantastic body?
Lucille: And you’re as powerful as a bear. My husband, the bear.
George, Sr.: Spare me some honey, wife.
Lucille: Oh, I’ve missed you.
Narrator: G.O.B., meanwhile, stalled to keep Kitty in the other trailer.
G.O.B.: Glasses off. Glasses on. Hair up. Glasses off. Down, on. Have we done up, off?
Kitty: Oh, G.O.B., this is so wrong.
G.O.B.: And bright. Wrong... and, and bright. Much better. Brighter. God, you know what? I’m gonna, uh, I’m just gonna wash up real quick.
Kitty: I think I’m gonna go with, with down and off.
Narrator: G.O.B. had to do the right thing. But as he headed to his car, he ran into the warden, who had just read his strongly worded letter.
Warden Buck: Well. If it isn’t Sincerely Yours.
Narrator: And so, G.O.B. was detained against the window of the trailer his parents were becoming intimate in.
G.O.B.: Oh, God, Mommy, what did you do?
Michael: Hey, buddy.
George Michael: Where were you?
Michael: I had to help out your grandfather and then I had to vow that I would never help your grandfather again. Pretty much a normal day for me. How are you doing?
George Michael: I’m fine, I guess. It’s just... You know, you think of prison as this place full of guilty people and it doesn’t bother you that much, but if Pop-Pop could be there, then anybody could be there, and I don’t want to go to prison, Dad. I don’t think I could take it. I mean, I know I act tough, but I...
Michael: Is this what you’re worried about? ’Cause, you know, I got news. He’s, uh... he’s guilty.
George Michael: He is?
Michael: Oh, yeah. Incredibly guilty.
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development... Tobias talks Lindsay into another session.
Dr. Gunty: And I decided that... I want to become an actor, too.
Narrator: And George, Sr. makes good on his promise to come clean on the international accounts.
George, Sr.: All right, there’s a good chance that I... that I may have committed some, uh... light... treason.
