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Beef Consommé

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Written by Richard Rosenstock and Chuck Martin.

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Lucille: Oh, for God’s sake! Barry!

Narrator: Barry, too, felt overwhelmed by the charges leveled against his client and also took flight.

Barry: What are you doing? They’ll add ten years to your sentence.

George, Sr.: They’ll never catch me!

Officer Brent: Oh, good. I’ve got to get you back in your cell. It’s getting kind of crazy out there.

Narrator: And back at the model home, things were heating up for Lindsay and Tobias as well.

Tobias: I ca... I can’t, I can’t. I can’t.

Lindsay: For me, Tobias. That, too. You did it.

Tobias: Now, what?

Lindsay: Now this.

Narrator: And for the first time in years, Lindsay and Tobias because intimate. The brothers’ fight, meanwhile, continued into the park with Buster still hoping to take a punch.

Michael: Let go!

G.O.B.: I’ll kill you!

Michael: Get off me!

Buster: Jab, jab, jab, jab.

Narrator: Lucille had decided that, perhaps, she was better off without any of them.

CC line, unheard: “and had left for her nail appointment.”

Michael: Buster, get out of the way.

Buster: Hit me in the face. Hit me in the face. Hit me in the face.

Michael: Buster!

G.O.B.: Buster!

Narrator: While Marta, who’d been told the hearing would last ten minutes, got tired of waiting.

Marta: Hey! Hey!

Michael: Marta.

G.O.B.: Marta.

Marta: What is wrong with you? I thought you were good people. I thought you were noble. I thought you care about family, but you clearly don’t. It’s over. Both of you. It’s over.

Buster: Wait, wait. What about... what about me?

Marta: I’m sorry, I’m not totally sure who you are.

Buster: Wow. Wow. That’s what it feels like to get punched in the face.Listen

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G.O.B.: Do you believe that?

Michael: Yeah, lecturing us about family.

G.O.B.: I mean, who needs that?

Michael: And what are we doing? Okay, we’re brothers. That’s got to count for something.

G.O.B.: That counts for everything.

Michael: I’m not going to throw it away over some woman.

G.O.B.: (Chuckling.) Especially not my woman.

Michael: Hmm?

G.O.B.: But you’re right, you’re right. I mean, this is what’s real. This is what lasts. Everything else is just petty.

Michael: Yeah, totally beneath us. And by the way, I don’t know how you call her your woman when she clearly prefers me. And she was all prepared to be my girlfriend, call me her boyfriend...

Buster: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey!

Michael: Hang on one second.

Buster: Hey, first of all, this is all moot because she never even got a chance to know me. Now, will someone please have the decency to punch me in the face?

Shrieks.

Michael: Well, it’s effective.

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