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Written by Jim Vallely and Chuck Martin.

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Lucille: Hold on.

Buster: I’m back. Who’s that?

Annyong: Annyong.

Hello.

Lucille: This is Annyong, who your father and I have adopted.

Buster: What? I’m gone for a couple days, and you find a new son?

Narrator: Lucille could see that her son was concerned, even jealous, and she knew how it felt to be overlooked.

Lucille: Yes. Annyong is your brother now.

Annyong: Annyong.

Hello.

Lucille: Yes. Annyong. (Into phone.) Excuse me. Michael? Call it off. I’m keeping him.

Michael: Look, I have to call you back.

Ms. Baerly: Sweet ride. Are you making dinner reservations?

Michael: No, no. That was my mom. She just had a little Korean dropped off.

Ms. Baerly: Ooh, that sounds good. Let’s have that.

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Restaurant Staff: Annyong.

Hello.

Restaurant Staff: Annyong.

Hello.

Restaurant Staff: Annyong.

Hello.

Restaurant Staff: Annyong.

Hello.

Michael: Hello.

Narrator: And after their date, Michael took a step he hadn’t taken in years.

Michael: Okay, do you think this is a good idea?

Ms. Baerly: I think it’s a great idea.

Michael: Such a good idea.

Ms. Baerly: How are we going to sneak in without waking everyone up?

Michael: We’ll take the stairs.

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Metal stairs clanging.

Michael: This may not have been my best idea.

the next morning...

Nazhgalia: I’m sorry, Michael.

G.O.B.: I’m sorry, too, Michael, but... looks like we’re even. You took something I liked, I took something you liked. Yeah. I (bleep)ed Nazbakalijan.

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Michael: Listen, I know that you’ve been trying to get even with me about Marta, but got some bad news for you—I’m seeing somebody else.

G.O.B.: Who? Who? Just out of curiosity. I’m not going to try to sleep with her.

Michael: Forget it. I thought that this was behind us.

G.O.B.: It is behind us.

Michael: Great.

G.O.B.: When I sleep with her. ’Cause I’m going to sleep with her. Yeah. I was lying just then, when I said I wasn’t going to sleep with her.

Michael: ’Course she’d have to agree to it, G.O.B.

G.O.B.: Oh, I don’t anticipate a problem with that, guy.

Michael: No?

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