A Year To Remember
Episode Transcript
Written by Jim Vallely and Chuck Martin.
Michael: Okay, that is our exact outdoor fire pit.
Narrator: At prison, George Sr. was preparing for an evening with his most devoted fan, while Cindi Lightballoon was making preparations of her own.
“Blendin Mobile Pet Grooming” van.
Cindi Lightballoon: How we doing?
Agent Harris: We have video. Testing, one, two.
Agent Cummings: Tilt back a little, will you, Harris?
Cindi Lightballoon: Let’s bust this guy.
Narrator: So George Michael, still angry at G.O.B., sought out the family expert on making trouble.
Maeby: I know he was dating that girl Shannon.
George Michael: The cheerleader?
Maeby: Yeah, she’s probably going to take him to that stupid Diversity Dance. I wish I had someone shocking to take. You know, I actually called Mr. Daniels and asked him, but he got all out of breath and dropped the phone. I never heard back.
George Michael: You know, maybe we should go together. All right, I mean, it’s a bad example, I just... but should we?
Typical George Michael, parroting what Michael’s bad example. Much like how he suggested kissing to Maeby.
Buster: Hello.
Annyong: ’Allo.
Buster: Yes, Annyong, your name’s Annyong. We all know you’re Annyong. Annyong, Annyong, Annyong.
Maeby: Who’s this?
Buster: Oh, I’m sorry. This is Annyong.
Annyong: Annyong.
Buster: My mom bought him. She’s making me register him for school. He’s my new little brother.
Maeby: So we’re related. Hey, do you want to go to a dance?
George Michael: Oh, great, another uncle to compete with.
Narrator: And Michael went to discuss the George Michael situation with Miss Baerly.
Ms. Baerly: Being held against their will, purely on the basis of political or religious beliefs. (Chuckling.) I’m sorry. I met someone. I’m sorry.
Jeremy angrily throws his cupcake into his bag.
Ms. Baerly: Anyway, this is serious. This is atrocities. No more smiling.
Ms. Baerly: Michael. Uh, just a minute.
Michael: Hi, sorry.
Ms. Baerly: Hey!
Ms. Baerly: Don’t worry, George Michael’s not in there. Those are the dumb kids.
Michael: Okay. Um... Listen, this is, uh...
Ms. Baerly: Wow! Did you make this for me? This is so sweet. I love Hussein.
Michael: You mean you’re interested in him.
Ms. Baerly: Oh, yes. He is a monster. Wow, where did you find this one of him in a Speedo?
Michael: This is what I wanted to talk to you about, though. Beth, I don’t think that I can continue to see you.
Michael: I mean, I’ve enjoyed my time with you. You want to talk ethics...
Ms. Baerly: You really mean it. This isn’t one of “My wife died” jokes?
Michael: No, I’m afraid this is serious.
Michael: You see, George Michael made this poster for you. You know, he kind of, uh, is in love with you, so...
Ms. Baerly: He knows we’re going out. He saw me this morning.
Michael: No, no. I covered that. I told him that you slept with my brother.
