Baa Baa Bluth Company
Episode Transcript
Written by Brad Copeland.
Lindsay: Oh, they’ll be fine.
Narrator: In the parking lot, the employees boarded the bus Lupe had rented for her family reunion, thinking Lindsay had reserved it for lunch.
Michael: Well, I need this proposal, I don’t know how they can walk off and just hope...
Lindsay: Right here, Michael.
Michael: Hm?
Lindsay: You weren’t here, and everything got done while I was in charge. See? Not so hard what you do.
Michael: You just got lucky this once. You really think I could leave here, and everything would be fine?
Lindsay: I think everything will be fine, but you? I don’t think you can leave.
Michael: Well, Lindsay, if I didn’t have that phone call from the zoning committee...
Lindsay: You’d have no reason to live. I’ll have it forwarded to your cell.
Michael: Great! I’ll leave. Not a problem. I can spend some time with my son. So you’re in charge. Try not to bring the whole company down.
Lindsay: (Scoffs.) Like that’s even possible.
Narrator: So the Bluth employees headed off to Catalina, providing the surveillance team that had installed the lighting, and opportunity they needed.
Shot of “Blendin Electric Company”
Agent Cummings: Hey, the place is empty.
Agent Harris: All right... let’s get in there and bring this company down.
Narrator: At prison, George, Sr. was making converts to his new way of life.
George, Sr.: You won’t regret this, Little... Justice. Uh, let’s say from now on we call you David Ben-Avram.
White Power Bill: What are you doing to my guy here?
George, Sr.: Oh, nothing. I’m just merely providing him with options. This yarmulke will protect you, David Ben-Avram.
White Power Bill hits Little Justice with a pipe, knocking off the yarmulke.
Inmate: Pipe! Pipe!
White Power Bill: I got worse plans for you if you keep trying to convert my team.
George, Sr.: Okay, hold on. Hold it now, hold it. Now I’m doing no such thing and both of our religions have a lot to offer. There’s the Jewish notion of heaven, and that it can be obtained here on earth, and there is your belief in the cleansing power of the pipe.
White Power Bill: No more teaching from you.
George, Sr.: No teaching, no teaching.
Narrator: It was at that moment that George Sr. reunited with his son-in-law.
George, Sr.: Tobias, what the hell are you doing here?
Tobias: I’m here to study with you. To learn from you. Teach me.
George, Sr.: There’s no teaching. There’s no teaching.
White Power Bill: Who is this little (bleep)?
In an interview, David Cross confirmed the bleeped word is kike.
Tobias: Well, it’s been quite a while since anybody’s called me a tyke, but no, I am Dr. Tobias Fünke, or with your help, Frightened Inmate #2. And who is this shiny building of a man?
George, Sr.: Oh, I’m very scared right now.
Tobias: Oh, we’re starting. Oh, yes. Let me get something to write with.
Narrator: Back at the banana stand, Annyong had arrived.
George Michael: Guys, it looks like we’re going to have to restock our nuts tonight. Now listen, I know that that’s nobody’s favorite Saturday night, but I think if we just power through and keep our heads down, you know, we might be able to...
Maeby: Annyong and I are fine here. You don’t have to worry...
Annyong: Annyong.
Maeby: You don’t have to worry so much. I mean, obviously your dad doesn’t want to spend time with you, but, you know, go to the beach or whatever.
George Michael: He’s just not around, okay?
