Cindi Lightballoon: We’ll never be together.

George, Sr.: Let me ask you a question.

Cindi Lightballoon: Let’s just go back to what we do best.

George, Sr.: Okay.

Cindi Lightballoon: Tweak me.

George, Sr.: Oh.

Lucille: George!

George, Sr.: Lucille. Hi. This is not what it looks like.

Lucille: It looks like you’re tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.

George, Sr.: Yep. Yeah, that’s it.

George, Sr.: Listen to me. She is a fan of mine. She has seen everything I’ve done. You understand? Everything.

Lucille: Well, so have I. And I’m not going to put up with it anymore.

George, Sr.: Okay.

Lucille: You’ll be hearing from Barry.

George, Sr.: All right, hon? Honey? Hon?

Cindi Lightballoon: God, I’m a home-wrecker. I never wanted to be that person.

George, Sr.: No, no, no, no. Cindi, it’s... Cindi?

Narrator: Michael came home, upset that his one-night stand wasn’t over.

Michael: I actually had a pretty interesting night myself.

G.O.B.: Really? What’d you do, read the plea?

Michael: No, I didn’t have a chance to. I went home with someone.

G.O.B.: What’s wrong with her?

Michael: Nothing’s wrong with her. She’s blind.

G.O.B.: Are you serious?

Michael: I didn’t know at the time. And now I’ve got to take her and her dog to the park.

G.O.B.: You’ve got work to do. You’ve got to read that plea.

Michael: I know I got to read the plea. That’s what I was trying to do last night when you put me up to all this.

G.O.B.: No, I didn’t.

Michael: Yes, you did.

G.O.B.: I told you to walk away. I told you to give a fake name.

Michael: I did. Thanks very much. I’m Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer. It was airtight.

G.O.B.: Boy, you really had to work hard to bag this blind girl, huh?

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Michael: I certainly can’t take advantage of her now, knowing what I know.

G.O.B.: What? No, Michael, you can. Don’t you...? You just won the gold medal at the sexual Special Olympics. She can’t ever find you again. Don’t you see that you’re so lucky? God, how do you not...?

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Michael: What’s the matter with you? Didn’t you bag some woman that you’re never going to see again?

Narrator: What had started as an innocent flirtation had turned into a series of escalating challenges. Unfortunately, the evening was draining and the one thing they never dared each other to do was consummate the marriage.