Local Schoolgirl Fights B.S.
Episode Transcript
Written by Abraham Higginbotham.
Tobias is reading some sort of bridal magazine.
G.O.B.: Hey, there’s the cat. Sorry you couldn’t have been down at the prison with us. Dad was asking all about you.
Tobias: Oh, I doubt that very much.
G.O.B.: Look, I’m not going to lie to you. He feels like you’ve been sucking off this family for far too long and if you don’t start pulling your weight around here, it’s going to be shape up or ship up.
Tobias: You know, try as I might, I cannot seem to impress that man.
G.O.B.: Isn’t that funny? I’m about to knock his socks off again. I’m about to break into this house that’s got a bunch of evidence in it. Just to borrow it... insure his freedom forever. But it’s a tough job. Requires agility.
Tobias: This kind of agility?
G.O.B.: Let’s go, little man.
Narrator: Michael, meanwhile, decided to see what life in Maggie’s world was like.
Michael: All right... okay. All right... okay.
Michael: Okay.
Officer Kelley: This guy’s the real deal. He’s on the inside. But he’s got some demands.
Maggie: This could be the break we wanted.
Officer Kelley: This is District Attorney Lizer.
Maggie: All right.
Buster: Uh, I want immunity for me and my mom and I want my Dad to stay in prison. Also can you send Annyong back to Korea?
Maggie: Huh?
Michael: Justice... hey... hey!
Narrator: Meanwhile, Maggie’s interrogation of Buster was proving fruitless.
Maggie: Do you know anything about your father’s trips overseas?
Buster: I knew I’d have a fun time at home alone with Mom.
Maggie: What about business associates?
Buster: I have none.
Maggie: All right, this guy’s wasting our time. Take away his grilled cheese.
Buster: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait! If it’s evidence you want, I know where they keep it. According to my brother, there are boxes of evidence in an house on Scenic View Drive.
Officer Kelley: Isn’t that where you live?
Maggie: Yeah. And I’m headed there now.
Narrator: Tobias, meanwhile, had used his cat-like agility to get the evidence at Maggie’s house.
Tobias: The cat is in.
Narrator: Unfortunately, it was just as Maggie came home.
Maggie: Is there someone here?
Narrator: Tobias, concerned about Maggie’s heightened sense of smell, set off to cloak himself in her scent. And Michael was at the vet’s office.
Veterinarian: Justice is fine.
Michael: Great!
Veterinarian: Although, dressing him up like a seeing eye dog seems a little cruel.
Michael: Cruel?
Veterinarian: Well, yeah, because he can’t see.
Michael: What are you talking about?
Veterinarian: Mr. Bluth, Justice is blind.
