Lindsay: No, I meant in the mail. She usually sends checks for Maeby’s birthday.

Maeby: There’s been cash coming in? Have you been holding out on me?

Lindsay: No, No, I’ve been investing it. Let’s face it— I’m better with money than you are.

Maeby: Better at spending it.

Vote: ***** / Average: 3.21 (39 votes)

Lindsay: Okay, I tell you what. I’ll take you down to see Nana if you split the money with me 60-40.

Maeby: 55-55.

Lindsay: Deal.

Michael: Sounds like you guys are getting more than you think.

Lindsay: We should go now before your dad gets back. No need going halfsies with him, too.

Vote: ***** / Average: 4.07 (59 votes)

Maeby: Right.

Narrator: In fact, Tobias had gone to prison to research the role of Frightened Inmate #2 for a film. This came at a bad time for George, Sr., who was in a conflict with a prisoner named White Power Bill, a conflict Tobias inadvertently helped him solve.

George, Sr.: I sold you for a pack of cigarettes.

Warden Gentiles: But didn’t you come here to research the nature of fear? I can’t think of any better teacher than White Power Bill. He’s like a masters course unto himself.

Tobias: So you think I’m a coward?

Warden Gentiles: There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle-Murray. No, what I’m calling you... is a television actor.

Tobias: Ouch.

Vote: ***** / Average: 4.33 (60 votes)

Narrator: And so Tobias remained in prison as Lindsay and Maeby arrived at Nana’s.

Lindsay: Now, remember, she’s a very old woman. We’re going to get in, get the cash and get out.

Old Woman: Is this who I think it is?

Lindsay: Nana.

Maeby: Nana.

Narrator: Unfortunately, the woman who now lived there was not their Nana, a fact that took Lindsay and Maeby an hour and a half to ascertain.

Narrator: Michael arrived at work to find Kitty.

Michael: Hey. Kitty. How are you feeling?

Kitty: Much better. Man, I was really stuffed up, there. Up here, Michael. Up here.

Vote: ***** / Average: 3.79 (34 votes)

Michael: Why’d you have to get sick now? What was the rush?

Narrator: In fact, it was the previous year’s spring break that was responsible for Kitty’s rush when the makers of the popular video series Girls with Low Self-Esteem chose not to include her.

Cameraman: Okay, we got all the good stuff here.

Michael: No, no, you’re not going on vacation.

Kitty: Oh, yes, I absolutely am. If you need me, I will be at Señor Tadpole’s having a margarita made in my mouth.

Michael: No, no, hey, Kitty. There will be no margarita in your mouth.

Kitty: Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita in my mouth. Spring break, whoo-hoo! Up here, Michael. Up here.

Michael: Put the shirt back down and keep on moving, okay? You’re fired.

Kitty: I work for your father. You don’t have the hiring and firing power.

Michael: I absolutely do, and you’re fired.