The Magical Arrested Development Tour, Part II
For Your Safety: Don’t Answer That Door
Guys With Low Self-Esteem
Controversial Video Maker Visits The O.C.
Episode Transcript
Written by John Levenstein and Mitchell Hurwitz.
Kitty: All right, Michael. But I know where things are and you don’t and you are asking for a whole world of trouble.
Michael: If you’re threatening me, you’re going to be very sorry.
Kitty: Are you threatening me?
Michael: Yeah, that’s a threat. I’m threatening you!
Kitty: Did you hear that everyone? Michael Bluth is threatening me!
John Beard: I’ve got to get out of here. I’m part of the story. I can’t be a part of the story. I can’t be a part of the story.
Kitty: Say good-bye to your company, Michael. And say good-bye...
Michael: No, no, no, no.
Kitty: ...to these ’cause it’s the last time!
Narrator: George Michael was working harder than ever over his spring break filling in for the now twice-fired Kitty.
Michael: Look at us working together. You get the hang of this, and this could be your summer.
George Michael: Well, I don’t know, Dad. I really wanted to see G.O.B.’s magic show and...
Michael: No, you don’t. Isn’t this much more fun, working with your dad?
George Michael: You know, it’s just...
Michael: You going to get that?
Laura: (Brings Michael coffee.)
Michael: Thanks, Laura.
George Michael: Good afternoon, Bluth Company. Talk you off? Talk you off of what, Pop-Pop?
George, Sr.: George Michael... Oh. Hey, I thought you were... When’s that voice going to drop? Where’s Kitty?
G.O.B. mistook Lindsay answering the company phone for Kitty.
George Michael: I think Dad fired her again. He wants to talk to you.
Michael: Well, I don’t want to talk to him. I made my decision and that’s that.
George Michael: You heard? Yeah, all right.
Michael: What’d he say?
George Michael: Well, if I clean it up, it’s not really a sentence.
Narrator: And so George Sr. made another call.
George, Sr.: Kitty’s on the loose. I need you to make something disappear for me. Just some books in that cooler marked “Maddas.” Great.
Narrator: George Sr. hung up, confident that his problems would finally be taken care of.
George, Sr.: Hey, Little Justice. You painted your shoes red.
David Ben-Avram: Call me the Tin Man. I’m a friend of Dorothy’s now. And she wants to see you.
Reminiscent of Tobias calling Steve Holt “she.”
Narrator: And back at the office, Lindsay arrived with her daughter and her mounting suspicions.
Lindsay: Mom says she sent Nana on a cruise.
Michael: You’re still on this? How much was in those birthday cards?
Lindsay: It’s not about the money, Michael. It’s about Nana. I think Mom’s sent her to a nursing home. Some gray windowless room, against her will.
George Michael: So, what was it like out there today?
Maeby: Nice. Sunny.
George Michael: Wow.
Maeby: So how do you think G.O.B.’s going to make this yacht disappear?
George Michael: Well, I’ll be working here, so I guess I’ll never know.
Maeby: The only real way to find out how it’s done is to sneak on the boat while he does it.
George Michael: Yeah, but then if he makes it disappear, won’t everyone just see me standing there?
Maeby: Let’s just sit quietly and consider how ridiculous that statement was. Anyway, if it was me, that’s what I would do.
