The Magical Arrested Development Tour, Part II
Bend It Like Buster
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Episode Transcript
Written by Mitchell Hurwitz and Richard Rosenstock.
Michael: I’d like to see if you can go one day without telling a lie. Just one whole day without being like your mom.
Maeby: What’s in it for me if I do?
Michael: You’ll win my respect.
Maeby: Good night.
Michael: And 50 bucks.
Maeby: Fine. I’ll do it if you do it.
Michael: That a girl. This is gonna be fun.
Maeby: I win.
Officer Taylor: We’re looking for a Michael Bluth.
Michael: That’s me. I’m Michael Bluth.
Officer Taylor: I’m Officer Taylor. That’s Officer Carter. Our daughters Tammy and Moni... Oh, God, what? Where did they go?
Officer Carter: I’m on it.
Michael: How can I help you?
Officer Taylor: Well, we’re here investigating the disappearance of Kitty Sanchez. Apparently, you’re the last person to see her. Alive. Or around town or whatever.
Michael: I don’t know anything about that. I do know that, uh, she was my secretary, but she left. Or I-I fired her.
Officer Taylor: Did you ever threaten her?
Michael: No, no. God no. Of course not.
Kitty: Michael Bluth is threatening me!
Michael: I-I did, I threatened her at a restaurant, but, you know. It’s a restaurant. So... Certainly she’s been seen since then.
Officer Taylor: Not alive. Or dead or whatever.
Officer Taylor: We’d love to speak with you down at the station.
Michael: Sure. You know, I-I-I’m happy to cooperate, but I really don’t know anything more than you know. I certainly didn’t, didn’t kill her and drop her in the Back Bay. Boy, I hope that’s not what happened to her.
Officer Taylor: I’m sure it isn’t. (Into radio.) Please send Officer Davis and little Hannah to the Back Bay.
Maeby: So, you killed Kitty, huh?
Michael: No, I didn’t kill Kitty, but I will go down to the station and answer those nice men’s questions. You know why? ’Cause I have no secrets to hide, because I’m an honest man.
Girl on Video: No, I will not kiss her.
Man on Video: But it’s spring break.
Girl on Video: Okay.
Michael: Hey, guys. What are you doing? It’s Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.
Ted: Yeah, that’s my Caitlin.
Michael: Okay, there is work to be done. Can we get back to it? Thank you. Oh, and... has anybody seen or heard from Kitty lately?
Employee: I think that’s her right behind you, there.
Michael: Oh, my God, that is Kitty.
Maeby: And that’s the boat Uncle G.O.B. blew up. Hey, now you have something to tell them at the station.
Narrator: Tobias sought out a security position at the nearby mall.
Tobias: I do know stage combat if the partner is willing and a bit more petite than I. But I have a daughter to impress, and I need this job.
Supervisor: Well, it’s going to be a couple days before we can get you a gun license, so... you’ll have to use mine.
Tobias: Wow.
Narrator: Meanwhile, G.O.B. had taken George Michael on a mysterious errand.
