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Let 'Em Eat Cake

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Written by Mitchell Hurwitz and Jim Vallely.

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Lindsay: Great. Before you know it, I’ll be in the red. And you can take that to the bank.

Michael: I’m sure they’ll contact me first.

Vote: ***** / Average: 3.77 (30 votes)

Cell phone rings.

Narrator: And that’s when Michael got a call that made him wish he hadn’t promised his sister the money.

Michael: Hello. Kitty?

Narrator: And later, the family waited for Michael at the prison meeting room...

George, Sr.: How do you make money from it?

G.O.B.: I don’t know. Honey. Or just as gifts.

Lucille: Who’d want a bee as a gift?

Narrator: ...while Buster and Annyong waited just outside.

Buster: Come on, just let me have one bite.

Annyong: No. Mother say no carbohydrate for you if you ever going to get girlfriend that’s not old lady.

Buster: At least I can get a girlfriend.

Annyong: I can get a girlfriend before you.

Buster: (Chuckling.) Oh, we’ll see about that.

Michael: Hey, why aren’t you in there?

Buster: Oh, I was just keeping Annyong company.

Buster: Give me that bagel, you little piece of (bleep) Give it to me! (bleep)

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Barry: Our star witness. Come here. Good to see you.

Barry: You know what? Don’t get too close to me. ’Cause I’ve got an itch you can’t believe. I think something laid eggs on me.

Michael: Thanks for the heads up.

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Barry: We’ve got your polygraph set up for tomorrow.

Michael: About that...

G.O.B.: I’ll tell them, Michael. I won’t do it. I’m afraid of what I might know.

George, Sr.: You? No one wants you. Does anyone want him, Barry?

Barry: Who would want him?

Lucille: They don’t want you.Listen

G.O.B.: Good.

Michael: I might not be the best witness either. I got a call from Kitty this morning.

Barry: Your secretary?

George, Sr.: My secretary.

Michael: She says that she’s got some evidence and she’s threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands.

G.O.B.: Oh, that is just great. Now I’m expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have G.O.B. (bleep) our way out of it.”

Clearly a reference to Visiting Ours.
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Lucille: What is the matter with you?

Michael: It’s me that she wants to meet with me, G.O.B.

G.O.B.: Oh. Good.

Michael: Now what does she have, Dad? I need to know.

George, Sr.: No, you can’t know. We got to keep you nice and clean. Especially if you’re going to take that lie detector test.

Barry: He is absolutely right.

George, Sr.: Find out what Kitty wants and just give it to her. But don’t find out what she knows. Michael, you can save this business. You are the only one who can do it.

G.O.B.: Yeah, besides me. But I kind of got my hands full with these babies.

Guard #2: He’s got bees! No bees!

Lucille: They don’t allow you to have bees in here.

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Narrator: And business was slow at the banana stand when George Michael made a new friend.

Ann: Hi.

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