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Written by Mitchell Hurwitz.

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Lindsay: And you’re disappointed in me.

Michael: I’m not disappointed in you.

Lindsay: You are.

Michael: So I’m disappointed in you. But come on. What is not disappointing about my life? Dad didn’t give me the promotion. Dad’s in jail. How disappointing is that?

Lindsay: We’re a disappointing family.

Michael: We’re an incredibly disappointing family. But we are a family, and I want my son to be happy. So maybe we should be in each other’s lives.

Lindsay: I’d like that.

Michael: Yeah? Seriously, you’re gonna pull a muscle.

Lindsay: I used to be able to do this.

Narrator: So Michael decided to stay in California... and try to save the family business, and for the first time ever... he gathered his family together in the model home.

G.O.B.: Dad was always banker, so there was no beating him.

Totally.

George Michael: He should’ve been stocking up on those “get out of jail free” cards.

G.O.B.: Good one, George Michael!

Michael: Very good.

Buster: Yes!

Tobias: How are you?

Two hundred for Short Line.

George Michael: I wish you guys didn’t have to go so soon.

Michael: Oh, well, on that subject, these guys are actually gonna be staying with us. For a while. Just your aunt and her husband. Not G.O.B.

George Michael: Really?

Michael: Yeah. What the hell, huh? Family first. It is gonna be a little crowded, so you’re gonna have to share a room with your cousin.

Music: [ Man Singing ]


Narrator: On the next Arrested Development—

Maeby: (Singing in shower.)

Narrator: Many find work for the first time.

Saleswoman: This is the most expensive watch we have... so only let the customers who are truly serious try it on.

Lindsay: It is a fun watch. I’ll take it.

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Enrique: It was really your brother we were interested in. I mean, you don’t even have any references.

G.O.B.: Is that enough of a reference for you?

Enrique: Even a letter of recommendation, something like that.

Narrator: And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail.

Michael: You love it here?

George, Sr.: Oh, I’m having the time of my life!

Lock Buzzes.

George, Sr.: Hey, T-Bone.

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