The One Where They Talk About Season Two
A Tale of Two Sitcoms: Part 2
Outraged Citizen Cries Foul Over “Three Strikes”
Your (Lack of) Privacy Exposed
Episode Transcript
Written by Mitchell Hurwitz and Richard Rosenstock.
Michael: (To George, Sr.) Oh hey, You might want to have that looked at.
George, Sr.: Thanks, Mikey.
Michael: Yeah, they think that I’m involved in this Iraq thing, and I can’t prove that I’m not with dad not around, so I need your help or I’m going to go to jail.
G.O.B.: We’ve got the proof, Michael. Dad’s signed contract with Saddam.
Buster: Hussein.
Lucille: Use it. If it makes your father look bad, then so be it. He’s long gone now.
G.O.B.: Hey, uh, where’s the briefcase?
George Michael: Oscar has it.
Oscar: Hey, I’m awfully sorry I’m late. I got here as fast as I... oh, how is he?
Lucille: Did you just change your clothes?
G.O.B.: You’ve made a huge mistake.
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development,
Doctor: You look really hot.
Narrator: ... but instead is admitted to the hospital with a fever of 104,
Michael: You’re glad Tobias is pressing charges?
- “I’m having the time of my life”
- Barry Zuckerkorn says, “I’m having the time of my life” while in prison, just like the scene with George, Sr. in Pilot.
Barry: I am having the time of my life.
Doctor Hate: Hey.
Barry: Hey, Doctor Hate.
Guard: No touching.
the one with the nightstick
Man:
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during Oscar’s arrest
