G.O.B.: Did I hang up on him? I meant to hit speaker.

Michael: Oh, well, you got to hit the line first...

G.O.B.: No, I understand— both of them at the same time.

Michael: These are the lines...

G.O.B.: But she said... Look, could we...?

Michael: There’s a line right here, G.O.B., hey...

G.O.B.: It’s line...

Michael: I don’t want to wait until Dad’s dead for us to get along.

Narrator: But it was too late, as George Sr. would be declared dead within the hour.

Michael: From now on, we support each other.

G.O.B.: We start with a clean slate.

Michael: Yeah.

G.O.B.: We almost did it, though, didn’t we? We almost pulled it off.

Michael: No, it wasn’t even close.

G.O.B.: Yeah, a lot of people got hurt.

Michael: This was very, very bad.

G.O.B.: I agree. I agree.

Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay finds out the true identity of her homeless man.

Lindsay: Look at you.

Tom Jane: Look, uh, you’re a really nice chick, but, um, I’m not homeless. I’m Tom Jane.

Narrator: And even though Lindsay didn’t know who that was, hearing that he wasn’t homeless was good enough for her.

Lindsay: Buy me a drink?

Tom Jane: Oh, you’re really sweet, but no. I’m Tom Jane.

Narrator: And Lindsay, crushed and alone, for the first time missed her husband Tobias.

Lindsay: Tobias...

Tobias: Lindsay, um...

Lindsay: Is that George Michael’s diamond cream?

Tobias: Oh, yes, well, I-I ran out of blue, and I couldn’t find anything else. I think my nipples are bleeding, though I don’t know if you’re supposed to use quite this much, but I...

Lindsay: No, I am.

Tobias: No... no... I am, because I think I need to go to the hospital right away and-and see if I can’t get some of this diamond dust vacuumed from out of my lungs. This way.

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